top final words of Jerry Falwell (part II)

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-May-2007 15:45:21

The Top 14 Last Words of Jerry Falwell
(Part II)


14> "Well, I'll be damned!"

13> "Kee-rist! You're doin' it wrong! Lick your hand, sprinkle
the salt, lick the salt, THEN down the tequila."

12> "You remind me of a bit Jessica Hahn."

11> "I wonder what's in this 'Photochop of Falwell rogering
Tinky Winky -- LOL!!' e-mail."

10> "Okay, girls, here's your $1000. Now you two get down to
business first, then I'll join in."

9> "'Full House' is on! Dammit, where's my lube?"

8> "And to follow in my footsteps, I hereby nominate Fred Phelps."

7> "Chris Hansen? Outside with a 'Dateline' crew?!?"

6> "Great news! We were able to get a last minute replacement
to step in as Liberty University's commencement speaker.
Um... Dick Cheney's daughter -- why do you ask?"

5> "Slow down, Pat, this leather corset is *really* making me
sweat!"

4> "Hello, Lynwood Correctional Facility? I'd like to volunteer
to personally minister to your newest inmate, Ms. Hilton."

3> "Young lady, are you familiar with the ancient religious
cleansing ritual known as bukkake?"

2> "I'd sell my soul for a bag of Funyons right about now."


and the Number 1 Last Words of Jerry Falwell...


1> "Whew! They don't call you *Oral* Roberts for nothing!"

Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Saturday, 19-May-2007 20:30:45

hahaha becky. lol

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 20-May-2007 8:19:01

<lol> Very good.

Bob